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GUT WRENCHING JOKES
What do you call a witch on a beach? -A sand-witch Why was 6 afraid of 7? -Because 7 had a bloody knife in his hand. What's a monsters favorite kind of bean? -A human bean What did the skeleton say to the vampire? -"You Suck". Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? -He had no body to dance with. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? -Dead ends Who was the most famous ghost detective? -Sherlock Moans Who was the most famous French skeleton? - Napoleon bone-apart What instrument do skeleton play? - Trom-BONE. What can't you give the headless horseman? -A headache What is a vampires favorite holiday? - Fangsgiving
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